If Dogs could Talk, This is What They Would Say To You.

1. Do you have sexual relations with that leg?

 2. I don’t think those were biscuits.

 3. WTF you talking about?

 4. While you are away I promise to stay off the furniture.

  5. Thought you should know someone pooped in the hallway.

  6. I did the math, the cat has to go.

 7. I forgot how to dog.

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